Back In Black!

Hey my adoring webfans!
*crickets*

Sorry I haven't blogged in a while. I've been busy with Hell/school. I've always been bad at math, but this year my teacher's decided that she should tutor me.
Every morning.
Before school.
How retarded is that? "Before school"? I have trouble getting out of bed at eight, and my mom makes me get up at 7:05?????? Like, WHAAAT?
Also, I SUPER miss my buddy Madhavi. I promised her I'd be going to highschool with her but I'm not sure if that's gonna be possible seeing as her HS is across the city.

We started this "Reading Response" thing in school, and I'm getting really good at it. Since we're allowed to review graphic novels, I decided to read volumes 1-11 of Bleach, and I just realised...the black butterflies and Hollows symbolize stuff! I'm not gonna tell you what they are, you'll have to figure that out for yourself.

ALSO I found my old Harry Potter sticker book! So I spent two hours rearranging stickers into awesome scenes and sexy positions(you know you have a life when).

I've recently acheived level 16 status on my Bloodelf Paladin. I've had WoW for a year. Sounds pretty n00bish, right? Well, I added all my alts that were created thanks to my ADD and apparently if I had stayed with one character I would be level 50-60 right now. How bittersweet is that, eh?

There's nothing for me to rant about, so I'll rant about Twilight. You see, different people have different 'tastes'. Some like decent literature, which is comprised of symbolism, metaphor, and and text-to-self/world/text connections, while others like reading about a 30-year-old woman's fantasies. Yes, there is no doubt that Twilight was originally written because Ms. Meyer was lonely, and decided that she'd give the world just a little bit more crap to rant about on the internet. Needless to say, if I built a fort out of unsold copies of Twilight(there are fewer than there should be) I'd put a sign out front that said "My House Is Made Of Mediocrity!"
And for those of you who are going to burst into rage over the fact that "well we're two different people!", NEWSFLASH! MAYBE IT'S JUST YOU! MAYBE YOU'RE JUST SO MUCH OF A CONFORMIST DOUCHE THAT YOU'LL READ ANYTHING THAT YOUR FRIENDS DO! MAYBE YOU'RE SO LONELY THAT YOU DECIDE TO BUY HATS AND T-SHIRTS AND MOVIES THAT SHOW YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER! THERE SHOULD BE NO MORE "JACOB VS. EDWARD", THE SERIES IS OVER!!! JESUS CHRIST, IT'S JUST A BOOK! I'M GLAD MIDNIGHT SUN LEAKED, BECAUSE IF IT HAD BEEN PRINTED I WOULD HAVE COMMITTED ARSON ON THE NEAREST BOOKSTORE THAT CARRIED IT! DO NOT EVER, EVER TALK TO ME ABOUT TWILIGHT OR WEAR A T-SHIRT ABOUT IT OR EVEN READ IT IN FRONT OF ME, OR I SWEAR I WILL PUNCH YOUR HEART OUT THE BACK OF YOUR BODY! THAT MEANS YOU, ALYCHAN! IF YOU'RE AGAINST MY RANT YOU CAN TAKE IT UP WITH ME IN PERSON!

Why does everything that doesn't deserve fame get so much of it? She deserves to be a pharmacy paperback writer(if you dare make a reference to The Beatles I will raise them from the dead and have you beat them with their guitars I'm dead serious), not a bestselling author! KMA, Meyer and Meyer-minions!

Loyally yours til our shadows stretch taller than our souls,
Maddy-sensei