Hey my adoring webfans!
*crickets*
Sorry I haven't blogged in a while. I've been busy with Hell/school. I've always been bad at math, but this year my teacher's decided that she should tutor me.
Every morning.
Before school.
How retarded is that? "Before school"? I have trouble getting out of bed at eight, and my mom makes me get up at 7:05?????? Like, WHAAAT?
Also, I SUPER miss my buddy Madhavi. I promised her I'd be going to highschool with her but I'm not sure if that's gonna be possible seeing as her HS is across the city.
We started this "Reading Response" thing in school, and I'm getting really good at it. Since we're allowed to review graphic novels, I decided to read volumes 1-11 of Bleach, and I just realised...the black butterflies and Hollows symbolize stuff! I'm not gonna tell you what they are, you'll have to figure that out for yourself.
ALSO I found my old Harry Potter sticker book! So I spent two hours rearranging stickers into awesome scenes and sexy positions(you know you have a life when).
I've recently acheived level 16 status on my Bloodelf Paladin. I've had WoW for a year. Sounds pretty n00bish, right? Well, I added all my alts that were created thanks to my ADD and apparently if I had stayed with one character I would be level 50-60 right now. How bittersweet is that, eh?
There's nothing for me to rant about, so I'll rant about Twilight. You see, different people have different 'tastes'. Some like decent literature, which is comprised of symbolism, metaphor, and and text-to-self/world/text connections, while others like reading about a 30-year-old woman's fantasies. Yes, there is no doubt that Twilight was originally written because Ms. Meyer was lonely, and decided that she'd give the world just a little bit more crap to rant about on the internet. Needless to say, if I built a fort out of unsold copies of Twilight(there are fewer than there should be) I'd put a sign out front that said "My House Is Made Of Mediocrity!"
And for those of you who are going to burst into rage over the fact that "well we're two different people!", NEWSFLASH! MAYBE IT'S JUST YOU! MAYBE YOU'RE JUST SO MUCH OF A CONFORMIST DOUCHE THAT YOU'LL READ ANYTHING THAT YOUR FRIENDS DO! MAYBE YOU'RE SO LONELY THAT YOU DECIDE TO BUY HATS AND T-SHIRTS AND MOVIES THAT SHOW YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER! THERE SHOULD BE NO MORE "JACOB VS. EDWARD", THE SERIES IS OVER!!! JESUS CHRIST, IT'S JUST A BOOK! I'M GLAD MIDNIGHT SUN LEAKED, BECAUSE IF IT HAD BEEN PRINTED I WOULD HAVE COMMITTED ARSON ON THE NEAREST BOOKSTORE THAT CARRIED IT! DO NOT EVER, EVER TALK TO ME ABOUT TWILIGHT OR WEAR A T-SHIRT ABOUT IT OR EVEN READ IT IN FRONT OF ME, OR I SWEAR I WILL PUNCH YOUR HEART OUT THE BACK OF YOUR BODY! THAT MEANS YOU, ALYCHAN! IF YOU'RE AGAINST MY RANT YOU CAN TAKE IT UP WITH ME IN PERSON!
Why does everything that doesn't deserve fame get so much of it? She deserves to be a pharmacy paperback writer(if you dare make a reference to The Beatles I will raise them from the dead and have you beat them with their guitars I'm dead serious), not a bestselling author! KMA, Meyer and Meyer-minions!
Loyally yours til our shadows stretch taller than our souls,
Maddy-sensei
Monday, September 21, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
ALL HAIL COBRA
Mmkay so about two or three days ago I went to go see GI Joe: Rise Of Cobra. Before you say ANYTHING I would like to claim truthfully that I saw a few episodes before I saw the movie, but I can't really say too much without knowing anything or this blog will become angry dork bait. I plan to get my hands on a few comics, too. ANYWAY there were two main things I didn't like about the movie. Thing Number One is the fact that The Baroness DOESN'T HAVE A RUSSIAN ACCENT. Now, I don't think anyone can tell how people speak in comics, but she CERTAINLY had an ACCENT in the TV SERIES and the fact that she LACKED ONE made me very ANGRY. SO ANGRY that I'm writing EVERY OTHER PHRASE or so in CAPS.
Anger-causing Item Number Two: Ok, whoever made up the whole "Baroness was American and had a relationship with Duke and(SPOILER ALERT)the creepy guy with the nanite know-how is really her brother but she thinks that Duke let him die and (MORE SPOILER FUN)she ends up with him in the end(sort of)" deal has got some serious guts. FIRST OF ALL she was NOT born in America, she was born to an Austrian baron(if my memory serves me well).
SECONDLY the only time she ever had any romantic relationship with Duke was in a parallel universe(the Joes were teleported to said universe via a Molecular something-or-other ray I kinda forget the name please tell me if you know)when an alternate Baroness was working as a double agent for the Joes against Cobra(in the parallel reality the empire had taken over the world).
My friends, Cobra is way cooler than the Joes and the Baroness brings sexy back(after the plastic surgery which she needed after her HISS army tank blew to pieces of course), am I right? Therefore, I have compiled a list(lol this is a TOTAL nerd rant so far)of things I would like to happen if they make a second installment of GJ movies.
-Baroness escapes with help from Destro
-THEY PUT THE EMBLEM BACK ON HER SUIT
-Baroness is now involved with Destro, they plan to overthrow Cobra
-Storm Shadow comes back(OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE I LOVE YOU SS!!!)
-The story involves the WeatherDom
...That's all I got so far. I don't really care what happens with the Joes, I focus on evil stuff. Cuz everybody knows people on the bad side are the foxiest(Ex. Dominic Sorel)and I'm rooting for the most sexy/most badass/most hardcore side, thank you.
Thus ends my nerd rant. Madhavi if you read this before we went to the movie I swear we are STILL GOING TOGETHER...FOR ME AGAIN AND FOR YOU THE GI VIRGIN! ALL HAIL COBRA!!!
Loyally yours til our shadows stretch taller than Cobra's reign(pfft yeah right)
Maddy-san
Anger-causing Item Number Two: Ok, whoever made up the whole "Baroness was American and had a relationship with Duke and(SPOILER ALERT)the creepy guy with the nanite know-how is really her brother but she thinks that Duke let him die and (MORE SPOILER FUN)she ends up with him in the end(sort of)" deal has got some serious guts. FIRST OF ALL she was NOT born in America, she was born to an Austrian baron(if my memory serves me well).
SECONDLY the only time she ever had any romantic relationship with Duke was in a parallel universe(the Joes were teleported to said universe via a Molecular something-or-other ray I kinda forget the name please tell me if you know)when an alternate Baroness was working as a double agent for the Joes against Cobra(in the parallel reality the empire had taken over the world).
My friends, Cobra is way cooler than the Joes and the Baroness brings sexy back(after the plastic surgery which she needed after her HISS army tank blew to pieces of course), am I right? Therefore, I have compiled a list(lol this is a TOTAL nerd rant so far)of things I would like to happen if they make a second installment of GJ movies.
-Baroness escapes with help from Destro
-THEY PUT THE EMBLEM BACK ON HER SUIT
-Baroness is now involved with Destro, they plan to overthrow Cobra
-Storm Shadow comes back(OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE I LOVE YOU SS!!!)
-The story involves the WeatherDom
...That's all I got so far. I don't really care what happens with the Joes, I focus on evil stuff. Cuz everybody knows people on the bad side are the foxiest(Ex. Dominic Sorel)and I'm rooting for the most sexy/most badass/most hardcore side, thank you.
Thus ends my nerd rant. Madhavi if you read this before we went to the movie I swear we are STILL GOING TOGETHER...FOR ME AGAIN AND FOR YOU THE GI VIRGIN! ALL HAIL COBRA!!!
Loyally yours til our shadows stretch taller than Cobra's reign(pfft yeah right)
Maddy-san
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Manga-tastic!!
Hi all.
I'm feeling pretty glum.
Why?
Because I CAN'T DRAW THESE MAGNIFICENT MANGAS THAT I COME UP WITH ALL THE TIME!!!
One is a vampire manga(not stupid ones like the ones that have taken over the universe) and another is about an alternate timeline where Hitler won and a nuclear holocaust raged until the entire planet was pretty much just desert and about The Resistance, a group determined to rid the world of its horrific military rule. I think these mangas are like Cardcaptors to Tsubasa; they have(mostly) the same characters. It's like that because I always base how my characters look on people I know. All I know is, I need to take art lessons.
I just thought of something. We learned in sex ed that if you have sex with someone, you're screwing everyone they have, and everyone the other people have, so somewhere along the line, isn't someone other than Jen or Angie screwing Brad?
Think about it.
Loyally yours til our shadows stretch taller than our souls,
Maddy-san
I'm feeling pretty glum.
Why?
Because I CAN'T DRAW THESE MAGNIFICENT MANGAS THAT I COME UP WITH ALL THE TIME!!!
One is a vampire manga(not stupid ones like the ones that have taken over the universe) and another is about an alternate timeline where Hitler won and a nuclear holocaust raged until the entire planet was pretty much just desert and about The Resistance, a group determined to rid the world of its horrific military rule. I think these mangas are like Cardcaptors to Tsubasa; they have(mostly) the same characters. It's like that because I always base how my characters look on people I know. All I know is, I need to take art lessons.
I just thought of something. We learned in sex ed that if you have sex with someone, you're screwing everyone they have, and everyone the other people have, so somewhere along the line, isn't someone other than Jen or Angie screwing Brad?
Think about it.
Loyally yours til our shadows stretch taller than our souls,
Maddy-san
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Illegal Alien VIDEO?
Last night I watched Rick & Steve, the best show ever, and decided that I would go online and vote for Steve to be Dixie's father. I searched up http://www.happiestgaycouple/daddy01, but when I clicked "go" it came up with LOGO.com so I decided to just watch an episode online, but OOPS! I CAN'T WATCH THEM BECAUSE THE VIDEO CAN'T CROSS THE US BORDER! I tried adultswim.com with THE SAME RESULT. WHAT THE HELL??? So basically, we Canadians AREN'T ALLOWED TO WATCH OUR FAVE DETOUR SHOWS BECAUSE OF THE GODDAMN US BORDER? HOW CAN THEY DO THIS? People, if I can't watch my favorite shows because of where I live, that's judgmental. That's a hate crime, right there. I don't get to watch my gay plastic puppets and my clones of famous people and my Boondocks and my Moralton and my Frisky Dingo, all because of my national heritage? BULL I SAY! ABSOLUTE BULL! I say we of Canada deserve to have our own national hilarious adult show and not let any AMERICANS watch it unless they watch it WAAY late at night on a channel normally watched by children!
People, I rarely watch R&S because of my mother, and now THIS? I can't even watch it while my mother's away on my computer because of my country? I think maybe we should spend some ching-a-ling and BUY part of the rights to these awesome shows and achieve webisode awesomeness! Then maybe people will consider us as great-and-powerful-with-awesome-shows like America! You know, America, the country we always hide behind but still go off to war with so that we can point out where they're going to attack on a map? The one where everyone thinks they're all so very brave, just because of the country they live in? That one? Yeah.
Ok, I kinda lost track of the nerd rant I was going on, so I'll just tell you about an amazing discovery I made yesterday. You see, one of my many quirks is that I haven't tried any new food in about eight years. Yesterday, I broke that record. Yes, for the first time ever, I went to Ribfest and actually ate ribs. Delicious, succulent ribs! I DO LIKE RIBS, SAM-I-AM! But I do not like green eggs and ham, or any egg product for that matter. I also bought a cowboys hat that looks kind of funny on me because of the size, but other than that I think I look like the Redsteel 2 guy. Plus with the wooden Nodachi I'm working on, I'll look just like him! Now, where can I find a big, leather trenchcoat...
Loyally yours til our shadows stretch taller than our souls,
Maddy-san
People, I rarely watch R&S because of my mother, and now THIS? I can't even watch it while my mother's away on my computer because of my country? I think maybe we should spend some ching-a-ling and BUY part of the rights to these awesome shows and achieve webisode awesomeness! Then maybe people will consider us as great-and-powerful-with-awesome-shows like America! You know, America, the country we always hide behind but still go off to war with so that we can point out where they're going to attack on a map? The one where everyone thinks they're all so very brave, just because of the country they live in? That one? Yeah.
Ok, I kinda lost track of the nerd rant I was going on, so I'll just tell you about an amazing discovery I made yesterday. You see, one of my many quirks is that I haven't tried any new food in about eight years. Yesterday, I broke that record. Yes, for the first time ever, I went to Ribfest and actually ate ribs. Delicious, succulent ribs! I DO LIKE RIBS, SAM-I-AM! But I do not like green eggs and ham, or any egg product for that matter. I also bought a cowboys hat that looks kind of funny on me because of the size, but other than that I think I look like the Redsteel 2 guy. Plus with the wooden Nodachi I'm working on, I'll look just like him! Now, where can I find a big, leather trenchcoat...
Loyally yours til our shadows stretch taller than our souls,
Maddy-san
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