Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Good Evening, One and All!

Hi! My name is Madison and if you're reading this, you need to know that this is my first blog ever. You could even call me a "newbie" or a "no0b" or a "bitch"(my mother can be so cruel...). But now, of course, on with the show!


Ok, so today is the day that I have decided that I am officially obsessed with a most wonderful anime called Psalms Of Planets: Eureka seveN. Why? Could it be because it's a sci-fi manga? Is it that the explosions are pink(SO ADORABLE!)? No, it's character development my good internet-browsers, character development. I recommend this to people who wish to fangirl(or just plain fan-person, for all you "feminist" people who I do believe were the ones who somehow managed to kill chivalry or if you're a guy reading this).
On another note, PLEASE DON'T SUE ME FEMINISTS!


Well, that's about all the events that I can recall of my day, and I need to get to bed.
...That means goodbye.
...Come on, buddy, seriously, there's nothing more to see here.
...Ok, just clickety-click the "back" button if you're stuck. Obviously you were looking up something else anyway, like internet porn or Eureka seveN or even just looking for a chatroom and somehow wound up reading my first-ever blog(but I mean how do you f***k that up, looking for a chatroom and clicking a blog site...seriously man).
...You know, you could be outside right now.
But instead you're reading my blog.
Yeah, I bet you can't stop. You know why?
Cuz you wanted to read this next line.
Why?
Because it was there.
And you're still reading.
You're my puppet.
Yes, puppet...now, quickly, before I lose control of you, go kill the guy who wrote the screenplay of Twister for me!
Yes, that's it, grab the gu--
NO! I NEVER SAID "Polish your antique bayonet, and then go kill the guy who wrote Twister!"
GOD! THERE'S NEVER ANY GOOD HELP ANYMORE!


Loyally yours til our shadows are taller than our souls,
Madison
P.S. My obsession could also spring from the fact that PoP:E7 does mechas well, instead of being confusing and utterly pointless(if a dork may state her opinion) like the Gundam series.(I recommend, however, that you skip the soccer episode in E7, that one is pointless and has NOTHING to do with the story.)

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